Laura Dean
Nude

From Anna Nicole Smith to Scarlett Johannsen, so many busty blondes have been compared to the ultimate in golden haired godesses with gobstopping gazoongas, Marilyn Monroe, that it’s hard to keep track. But longtime adult film actress Laura Dean has always stood out for going stride for stride, or in Laura’s case ride for ride, with the lovely lady named Norma Jean. In her best role, Laura appeared in a handful of tantalizing scenes in Emmanuelle 7 (1993): inarguably the most memorable ones from the entire softcore skin flick. With her ginormous, giant breasts and bouncy blonde hair, she was a perfect fit to mimic Marilyn Monroe in the famous sidewalk vent blowing scene from The Seven Year Itch (1955). While the scene had been parodied a thousand times before, Laura’s take on it (which involves taking off her panties well before the wind starts blowing) is by far our favorite. When the air picks up it blows up her dress, but unlike Marilyn, she isn’t wearing any underwear, and we get a face full of bush. Pennywise the clown is scary, but we might have to roll the dice and venture down the sewers if we get to see that lovely mean, Dean sex machine! The same movie features her all wet and slippery, getting out of a shower. She’s also in a library love scene where she gets banged up against a banister while her bulbous boobs bounce along as she teaches him the doggy decimal system. With her obvious connection to the blonde bombshell, Laura eventually started working under the name “Carolyn Monroe.” She steadily acted until 2008, appearing in dirty movies with such on the nose titles as Big Titties 2 (2006) which joins The Godfather II (1974) as the rare sequel better than the original, Busty Blonde Beauties (2005) and Needy Housewives (2004). With all due respect to breakfast legend Jimmy Dean, no human being has provided more sausage satisfaction than the lovely Laura Dean. Everytime she’s onscreen, we need to hold our peen!